What emerged read like the ramblings of a mad alien forced to observe an Earth culture he cannot understand.

The script alone was funny enough, but something compelled the folks at Aceable - a firm specializing in driver's ed and defensive driving videos - to film the script.

Their video is something of a Lynchian nightmare with better lighting. Check it out for yourself, then head straight to Olive Garden for "pasta nachos" and "unlimited stick".