Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health

Seems that I'm going to have a long and healthy life.

According to the Daily Record from the U.K., doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health.

A German study, that has been published in the New England Journal of Medicine, so you know it has to be real, says that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym. Yep, you read that right!

The author of the study, Dr. Karen Weatherby, an expert on aging says, "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." So, I guess I can cancel that gym membership.

Five years were spent monitoring the effects of this study by the research team.

The men in this study were told to stare at breasts daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation." Dr. Weatherby explains, "There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

No word if they've done a study for women, sorry Ellen (photo above).

The great Dr. also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring boobs sized D-cup or larger.

So, looks like I am going to have a long and healty life. Why you say? Well, if you've met my beautiful wife Tina, you know she's a very busty woman and I stare at her breasts way more than 10 minutes a day (hmm..guess that's why I hardly ever get sick) and she's more than D-cup. I've even caught some other fellas trying to get a peak, but now we all know it's just for health reasons, right?