Weird morning...

 

There I was minding my own business on the way to the radio station to pick up the B106 truck.

 

When I first got on 190 today, I decided to go to the Panera Bread to get a spinach and bacon soufl'ee, so I got over to my right lane to exit at WS Young.

 

When I drove under the overpass (did that sound right?) near Florence/Jasper, it happened.

 

 

Perry the pigeon flew in front of my car and took his own life:

 

 

As expected, I am now receiving the backlash: 

 

 

There are even people calling for my arrest: 

 


I'm even receiving threats from people from my hometown of Chicago (and you know they get down) seeking revenge: 

 

 

And of course a fellow millennial has to find a way to protest about it:

 

 

Some offered similar stories about murders they have committed while behind the wheel:

 

 

The militant millennial:

 

 

Others found the loss of Perry the Pigeon hilarious: 

 

 

The community is saddened by this: 

 

 

Be careful when driving out there especially on Central Texas Expressway!

 

Rest in Peace

 

Perry The Pigeon  

July 17, 2010- May 14- 2016 

 

(This video was shot right after Perry's skin bleaching procedure last summer) 

 

 

Millions of animals are killed every year by motorists, while more than 200 motorists are killed as a result of this.