The last thing I want to do in life is to force any political views on anyone. I’m not smart enough, and I’m not dumb enough. I’m hanging out in the middle with the knowledge that everything that a political person says is a lie.

That being said, I should point out something on the Republican side. The pure insanity that is Donald Trump has let a person in the race, that if "the Donald" wasn’t in it, would look like the party fool. That’s Ted Cruz.

Besides the fact he looks like Grandpa from the Munsters...

...He’s a Bible Belt Boy. It’s not that big of a jump to imagine that if the Cruz gets into office, the hate you’re seeing in Mississippi, Georgia and other parts of the country will suddenly be in play in the whole U.S.

Quick example.

According to Mother Jones. Back in the day Teddy was the Texas solicitor general. Back in 07, an Austin sex toy seller challenged a state law that outlawed the sale and promotion of “dildos, artificial vaginas, and other obscene devices.” Yes, people. There is a law on the books outlawing these “behind the Green Door” devices. If caught, you could be sentence to up to two years in prison. Even though the Supreme Court’s decision in Lawrence v. Kansas states that individuals were mostly free to do sex in private.

Sir Cruz-a-lot and his office fought back by saying that there may be a constitutional right to use a dildo, but you don’t have the right to buy one.

It’s kind of like a chicken and egg argument, if you were sticking the egg up your butt. Or, maybe not.

In 08 an appeals court ruled against Cruz and company. He and the Attorney General Greg Abbot considered appealing all the way to the Supremes, but, I guess calmer heads decided against it. I’m only guessing here, but I’m sure Teddy boy didn’t want video of himself talking about dildo’s being played while he was running for President.

Either way. This is just a little tidbit to think about.

 

More From KOOC-FM