There’s a Mad Pooper On The Loose in Killeen, Texas
When I first heard about Killeen, Texas having a fecalating bandit by the name of the Mad Pooper, I just didn’t want to believe that it was true. I can understand when you gotta go you gotta go, but there’s a time and place for everything - especially going to the bathroom.
A friend of mine who will remain anonymous noticed last week that there was a young lady sitting in front of her mailbox, and my friend was not exactly sure why. Upon closer inspection, she noticed the woman was doing something extremely unladylike on her lawn.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THE KILLEEN MAD POOPER
WARNING - THE VIDEO HAS LANGUAGE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN:
Yes, this person decided to defecate in broad daylight right in front of my friend's mailbox, then wipe wit her hand. When the Mad Pooper was confronted, she had to explain that she felt she had been poisoned, and she had it to get the waste out of her body.
BEWARE OF THE KILLEEN MAD POOPER
From the outside, looking in and viewing the video, it looks like the young lady was on some type of narcotics. I can't prove that, and it's just a theory, but the way she was moving her body just seemed as if she had consumed some type of illicit substance.
What makes the story so odd is not only does the individual live in a very nice area where law enforcement resides, but it was in broad daylight!
The message I have for the Mad Pooper is there is no good explanation for why pooping in someone’s front yard made sense. It may be a little humorous in retrospect, but this could have ended very badly if she'd done this on the wrong person's property.
You're not a bear - don't poop in these woods!
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