Farrah Abraham

Despite her claims of being a millionaire, Farrah Abraham is still shopping around for other people to buy her things. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' starlet is sharing an Amazon wishlist in hopes that people who probably make much less money than she claims to will treat her to presents.

Farrah Abraham may be adding to her resume using the same skills that made her infamous, then notorious, in the first place. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star allegedly may be an escort.

Since we've quite literally seen all that Farrah Abraham has to offer already, we're not sure anyone will care that her reality show plans have been nipped in the bud.

Farrah Abraham demonstrated once more that she has no plans for getting admitted into MENSA, even just to clean the floors of their offices. The 'Back Door Teen Mom' star was asked what she thought about the Trayvon Martin verdict, and, lo and behold, she had no clue who Trayvon Martin was.

Farrah Abraham is really good at taking off her clothes -- it's her only real skill set. But she's not even good enough to do that for Playboy. The men's bible outright rejected the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' star not once, but twice. Wah wah.

We didn't think it was possible to get the boot from an outpatient rehab, but leave it to Farrah Abraham to be a pioneer.

Farrah Abraham checked into outpatient rehab on Sunday night. This according to the 'Backdoor Teen Mom' herself, who knew she needed help -- but was still able to alert a press outlet to her whereabouts.

'Teen Mom' turned "sex tape" star, Farrah Abraham, has entered a rehab facility in order to combat alcohol abuse, according to an exclusive report from Radar Online.

Newly-minted porn star Farrah Abraham had a real shot at becoming Charlie Sheen's new goddess -- right up until she leaked their text messages. That prompted an enraged response from Sheen. But hey, no big. Farrah, 22, says she'd never date him anyway ... because he's super old.

As we reported yesterday, Farrah Abraham and Charlie Sheen have been texting, and she proudly showed TMZ proof of such. But Charlie was none too pleased about her revelation, and he's now penned an acidic missive to the teen mom that seeks to put her back in her place. Wherever that may be.