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Swab the deck ye land lovers! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate day!

Real Housewives of New Jersey marathon on Bravo? Looks I've got my next 8 hours planned!

Thank you Tina Fey, for giving me the words to say in any and all situations!

Maybe you live someplace where fireworks are illegal. Maybe secretly every time you hear some go off you are momentarily terrified that somebody on a neighboring block has just been shot to death. Maybe both (Brooklyn, rep!).