Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay the rent on her home and has since been evicted (or she's just relocating to New York, as her rep would have us believe) -- and you can profit from her misfortune. Of course by "profit" we mean "live in a house that reeks of lost opportunity and flop sweat."

Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up for court in New York on Monday. Shocker, we know. How’s your pulse?

Remember how Lindsay Lohan promised she'd stay in on New Year's Eve to stay out of trouble? And then wound up partying in London? It turns out it was for a decent reason: The broke starlet was getting paid for it.

Beacon of truth and fine upstanding citizen Lindsay Lohan is mad as Hell at the producers of 'Scary Movie 5' because she said they lied to her.

Seems Lindsay Lohan's cash flow problems aren't getting any better. She can't afford her crib and she's even selling her clothes -- and now her storage unit is being auctioned off because she's way behind on the monthly rental fees. Get on this, A&E. This could be your highest rated episode of 'Storage Wars' yet.

Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked (as predicted) and a hearing has been set to see whether she'll have to go to jail . LOL JK we know that won't happen.

Lindsay Lohan's money troubles and obsession with the Wanted continued this weekend, as the actress snatched things from the band's tour bus and complained to the world about her finances.

Lindsay Lohan will sadly not be amusing us via a one-on-one interview with ABC's Barbara Walters as planned, because for some reason all the network wants to talk about is how much of a trainwreck LiLo is. UNPOSSIBLE.

We know, we know. Lindsay Lohan might be at the point of no return with her mess of a personal life. But when you look at her pictorial history, you'll see she was once a pretty girl with enviable style -- especially from 2005 through roughly 2008, give or take a few months.

As if being arrested (yet again) for punching psychics in the face wasn't enough tabloid fodder for Lindsay Lohan, the IRS has now seized all her bank accounts for an unpaid tax bill. Thus giving "poor LiLo" a whole new meaning.