Are These Mom Shoes?!?!?

I took a long time picking out the pair I wanted. It seemed like every place has CRAZY shoes, bright colors funky styles (which normally I love) but I just wanted some casual kicks! Are these screaming dorky parent?!?

It came to my attention that the shoes I picked out were worn by a lot of older women, not so bad because older women are classy but then a couple days after getting them I realized middle-aged men were sporting these bad boys A LOT. Am I really that lame that out of several stores and hours of shopping I went for the DAD shoes? Maybe I was over exhausted are wasn't thinking straight but I have to say they make me feel like I'm walking on clouds!