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Ed Sheeran + Selena Gomez May or May Not Be Hooking Up
In what may turn out to be an actualization of Justin Bieber's worst nightmares, new reports indicate that a newly single Selena Gomez has embarked on a romance with English crooner Ed Sheeran.
Chris Brown Says He Has a First Amendment Right to Make His House as Ugly as He Wants
Chris Brown is fighting back against the city of Los Angeles, which is trying to make Breezy remove the bizarre Sid and Marty Krofft creatures he spray painted onto his property that subsequently scared the hell out of all the neighborhood children (and all the grownups afraid of plummeting property values).
Paula Deen Rather Matter-of-Factly Copped to Being a Big Ol’ Racist
Last year Paula Deen was sued by the former general manager of the restaurant she owned with her brother for offenses including inflicting emotional distress with her offensive racial comments. Now, in a recorded deposition, she's pretty much admitted the latter accusations are true.
Rihanna Smacked a Grabby Fan With Her Microphone In England [VIDEO]
It seemed some of that Chris Brown aggression may have rubbed off on Rihanna on Sunday, June 16, when she whacked a fan with her mic mid-song during a concert.
Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
Justin Bieber Investigated for Hit and Run [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber can't seem to break away from car trouble. The pop star was investigated last night for allegedly hitting a photog and driving away -- but has now been cleared of any wrongdoing.
Miss Utah Tries to Fix the Gender Gap, Stumbles Her Way Into Pageant Q&A History [VIDEO]
Pageants are typically superficial popularity contests that never end up promoting the inner beauty about which they pretend to care. But every once in a while, a pageant contestant comes along who shatters those expectations and proves to us that brains and beauty are not mutually exclusive. And at Miss USA 2013, that was Miss Utah.
Vivid Bought Joe Francis’ Sex Tape, But (Thankfully) We’ll Never See It
Last time we heard from professional toolkit Joe Francis, someone had stolen his girlfriend Abbey Wilson's iPad and began peddling footage of the two bumping uglies, causing Francis to freak out (ironic, given how the 'Girls Gone Wild' honcho made his fortune). But Steve Hirsch -- the Vivid Entertainment founder who previously bought Farrah Abraham's sex tape porno -- came to Joe's rescue. Read Mo
Amanda Bynes Supposedly Admitted Her Nuttiness Is Just an Act – If You Believe the Source, That Is
Remember that time self-proclaimed "publicist" Jonathan Jaxson claimed that Amanda Bynes was suicidal, so he helped orchestrate an intervention? Now he's claiming she's admitted her whole nutso schtick is just a ploy for attention -- and he's posted the supposed "proof" on his Twitter account.
Charlie Sheen Calls Farrah Abraham a ‘Desperate Guzzler of Stagnant Douche Agua’
As we reported yesterday, Farrah Abraham and Charlie Sheen have been texting, and she proudly showed TMZ proof of such. But Charlie was none too pleased about her revelation, and he's now penned an acidic missive to the teen mom that seeks to put her back in her place. Wherever that may be.