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Justin Bieber Has a Beer in South Africa, Says Nelson Mandela Is ‘The Man’ [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his tour of the world, leaving nothing but a trail of destruction and un-tipped wait staff in his wake. Now he's in South Africa, where he can legally drink like an adult.
Take that, restrictive American consumption laws!
Miley Cyrus Launched an Instagram Account + Might Have Blown Maxim’s Hot 100 Reveal [PHOTOS]
When a magazine like Maxim comes out with its annual "Hot 100" list, revealing who took the top spot is a pretty big deal. Maxim was planning to do that for its 2013 list on this Thursday's 'Today' show -- but Miley Cyrus, it seems, had other plans.
Amanda Bynes Gives Crazy Interview to Explain She’s Not Crazy
Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview.
Maybe the New York Times was just busy.
Here’s Amanda Bynes Twerking … Er, Working Out at a New York City Gym [VIDEO]
Some crafty individual who holds a membership to Amanda Bynes' gym uploaded a video of what she claims to be Bynes working out -- with moves like a Muppet being operated by a detoxing junkie.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
Farrah Abraham Says If You Were Her, You’d Have Sold a Porno Too [VIDEO]
Despite selling her porno, 'Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom,' for just under $1 million, Farrah Abraham continues to pretend that she never really meant for anyone to see it.
Amanda Bynes’ Boobs May Have Prompted a Police Visit + Sparked Jenny McCarthy’s Concern [PHOTOS]
No longer content with lacy bra shots, Amanda Bynes upped the ante and posted topless photos to her Twitter feed on May 1 before getting caught up in some major Twitter drama with Jenny McCarthy and a questionable publicist.
Mila Kunis Is FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World
Mila Kunis has been recognized by FHM magazine as the world's sexiest lady, beating out a slew of other lovely women for the title.
Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).