Kate Middleton

Queen Camilla was also granted a new title.

Kate was in a meeting when people overheard the alleged conversation.

There were a few thrones to watch at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y., on Monday night (Dec. 8). During the Brooklyn Nets vs. Cleveland Cavaliers game, Prince William and his wife, Kate Middleton, met hip-hop royalty Beyonce and Jay Z for the very first time.

The first official portraits of Prince William, Kate Middleton and infant Prince George were sent out by the Press Association under "strict embargo" earlier today along with instructions not to publish them until midnight, but that was a no-go. Because this is the internet.

Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis. So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.

Prince William and Kate Middleton showed off their Royal Baby to the peasants, and guess what? He looks like a baby.

Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy. That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.

The Royal Baby is on the way. Prince William's adorable wife, Kate Middleton (Duchess Catherine of Cambridge, if you're fancy), is in labor, readying to deliver the third-in-line to the throne.

Duchess Kate Middleton was out and about in public on Feb. 19, visiting the addiction treatment center Hope House in London and simultaneously showing off the royal baby bump -- aka the burgeoning womb of the future King or Queen of England, assuming that Queen Elizabeth isn't actually immortal.

You probably heard the sad story about nurse Jacintha Saldanha, who committed suicide shortly after she was pranked by a pair of Australian DJs on the phone and connected their call to someone else who revealed information about Kate Middleton's pregnancy-related hospital stay. But while those DJs have taken the lion's share of the blame, Morrissey says someone else is responsible: the Royal Famil