What is Vas Madness?

As most people are aware around this time of year, March Madness is set to take over many men's time for the next two weeks. This means there’s almost no time for anything else in their schedule. That’s why at this time of year there is a large uptick in vasectomies for men who want to hang out on the couch and watch the game, hence the term “Vas Madness”.

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What is a vasectomy?

Well, you see when 2 grown ups love each other…they use smart measures to prevent having a baby. Outside of the obvious options such as condoms, birth control pills, and other over the counter options, there is also the surgical route. To spare the details, they essentially give the guys a snip and they’re shooting blanks from there on out.

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March Madness Schedule

This particular procedure calls for the recipient to have a few day days rest following the big snip. What better time to HAVE TO be laying around all day on the couch than when the NCAA men's basketball tournament is on? She can’t be too mad - you’re literally taking one for the team!

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Vasectomy in Temple, Texas

Its probably not too late to call one of the local urologists here in Temple to get you a front row seat to the games, hassle free. There are plenty of solid options here in the Temple area with tons of first class health access being a primary feature of the city. With such a delicate procedure, you’ll certainly want to be…in good hands.

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