It's about that time of year when you should start thinking about Christmas card pictures. Why not some of the beautiful picturesque shots of Texas? Here's the camera you need to use this year. The perfect way to show the Alamo with your own Davey Cockett. Crockett! I mean Crockett!

I have to have a medical procedure this month where they shove a camera up my urethra so they check out my kidneys. This idea hurts me just thinking about it. But that's me. Other people hear the words camera and penis and get their invention on.

What if you could strap a camera your dongle?

Good news, perverts and pioneers! The C**k Cam is now available for sale. Capture those important moments with a camera specifically designed to fit on a ring around your appendage.

What a great advancement for video production. We see so many videos from boring old first-person view, but has anyone dared explore the possibilities of "shooting from the hip"? Well, now they can! They can even do it at night. Yes, it's in HD with infrared capability.

For those of you who love extreme sports, well now you can do them with a very unique view. Just be aware that security and the police probably won't be very understanding.

If you have questions (and why wouldn't you?), check out the FAQ page on their web site.

WARNING: The video below is NSFW.

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