Hallmark Card Spells Out That You Want Sex

They say that there's a card for every occasion.  They now may be right.  Some times you want to find a card to express a feeling:  "Thinking of You"..."I Miss You"..."Get Well Soon"..."You Dead Yet?".  Well, American Greetings now offers a card to, lets say, "thank" someone.

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Now you have to wonder, if you made up a card like this and gave it to a "professional", would the police still be able to nab you for soliciting?  Want a happy ending?  Send a card.  Honestly, I might have to change my mind on my "card" policy after seeing this.

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If you want one, you can buy it here now.

Be honest and tell us--would you ever buy this and send it to someone special?